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>As I mature


>I’ve learned that you can not make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes.
After that, you’d better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others
– they are more screwed up than you think.

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you’re finished.

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take it’s place!

I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in your house,
one of your kids did it.

I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.

-Anonymous

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Categories: Life Blogs, Literature, Misc
  1. December 10, 2005 at 4:32 pm

    >Thanks for a marvelous read, Blogger! I often wonder about these things when I start to get back into list of baby girls names. Where do you think the desire comes from? Doesn’t it seem like a natural human thing to want something like list of baby girls names?

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